HELLO. NICE TO MEET YOU, TEQUILA!

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

Have you ever been out on a Saturday excited to have a great time, meet new people, drink, dance, sweat, binge? Ok, let's be serious we all have.
I've always noticed that the terrible shot of tequila is always presented by a new friend. For example, you go to the bar with a friend and bump into/meet up with one of their friends and it's always that newly introduced friend that randomly orders the shots of tequila without ever asking your permission.

*FYI all orders of tequila shots should be pre-approved by the takers of the tequila shots*

So you tell this new 'friend'(definition of the word friend: not someone who buys you a shot of tequila) "No, No, No. I don't do tequila!" And their reaction always seems to be the same - a look of shock and confusion. So to be nice, you take the shot and shut your mouth. But somehow...SOMEHOW... your friend -the friend of that friend- always manages to get out of it, usually leaving you with a second shot of tequila which then results in a night of stupid decision making and probably vomit.

SAY NO TO TEQUILA!